Venser, Bully Sojourner

Ever wonder what Venser was like in Middle School?

Microwaved a Foil

I microwaved my foil Ezuri's Archers just to be sure. Turns out: they're real. 

The Only Girl @ FNM

Sweet Dice Stack

Finally, my novelty mini d-12 has a purpose! ...sort of!

Caw-Blade

34 Card Hand

Jordan's got 34 cards in his hand thanks to: 2 Phyrexian Arenas, 2 Venser's Journals, Yawgmoth's Will.

....Plus, you know what they say about boys with big hands.
(Also I stole this joke from Peter)

Candle-Lit Magic

Candle-lit Magic at the bar FTW